assholedisney:

because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels

like goddamn

i want to wear it, not seduce it

(via sexy-fail)

ghostnotebusters:

a moment of silence for all the girls who will dress up as one direction for halloween this year

(via sexy-fail)

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tommosmile:

petition for The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction to be played on Nickelodeon　

(via h-ervana)

pantsareunwelcome:

Fuck that.

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

(Source: she-will-b3-l0ved, via callingalloutcasts)

(via sing-for-the--moment)

• TV: Timmy is an average kid...
• Me.. from anywhere: THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVIN' HIM DEMANDS. bed twerp! DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY. BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH THAT GRANT HIS EVERY WISH CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODDDD PARENTS, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS. WANDS AND WINGS! FLOATY CROWNY THINGS.
• TV: The rest of the theme song because Timmy goes crazy with all them wishes.

itsnotcontagiousiswear:

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE

(via taste-of-perfect)

sodamnrelatable:

Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.

via sodamnrelatable

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queennubian:

peppergoat:

ogyawn:

africanphenomenon:

Isnt the baby gonna roast in there?

He gonna be fresh doe.

lol baby gonna be walking around looking like a Wendy’s baked potato

the bolded

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